Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 07, 2017

I’m sure you meant to say ‘a black cross-dressing transgendered lesbian, that was born a Jew, raised Catholic, but converted to be Muslim.’

And thirty years from now, the frog will go on TV claiming that the princess touched him/her/it inappropriately.

If that was an earthworm, it’d turn into both.

Schrödinger’s Frog.

Ambiguous amphibian

Go ahead. Kiss the frog. Just watch out for the tongue.

Kissing frogs just ain’t what it used to be.