Pickles by Brian Crane for December 25, 2016

If the tree is real, I hope Earl doesn’t suspect Opal to take it to the city dump. (Merry Christmas, all you “Pickles” fans.)

“I can’t stand to see you suffer, so turn my chair around, would you?”

she is so annoying, how would any man put up with her. in real life she would be an old maid living with her mother

No, he’s a “Pickle”! Haven’t you ever heard of the “Christmas Pickle”?

Wishing all a very Merry and Blessed Christmas!!

Earl… You Da Man.

Me too.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Think about it. Earl worked hard, retired, and now is just enjoying being retired and not having to do anything.Their retirement got screwed up when daughter and her son moved back home.After working 6 to 7 days a week, and up to 12 hours a day for 28.5 years I was and remain overjoyed to be retired.(there are not enough hours in the day to do everything I want to do. Right now I am auditing some college classes, just because)Get up and go to bed when I want. Always schedule appointments between 11am and 230pm.I can be and am lazy. My wife of 45 years loves to stay busy, everything from cleaning the house daily to mowing the lawn weekly. Watching her work makes me tired, so I don’t watch her work

Typical man!

xxx

me too!