Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 20, 2016

Father Christmas knows best.

How are your begging skills, Andy?

Don’t look at me Andy, just answer …!

Norm from CHEERS ?

Oye Andy bein’ naughty IS his bein’ nice.

What happened to Andy’s glass in panel 3?

The real Santa would not have to ask such a stupid question.

Andy’s empty glass must have been taken by Jack and put behind the counter.

Saw that coming in panel one.

He had to ask?

The alternate universe Andy would appear to be living in (where department store Santas make a “fortune”) just might include the REAL Santa Claus…….

Andy’s name should be written in bright red pen and underlined on top of Santa’s NAUGHTY list!

xxx

All Brexiters should be on the Naughty List, in my opinion.

In 30+ years this is Andy at his worst. He’ll be taking coins from orphans to buy a beer next.

Oh come now, Norm/Santa! Do you really expect Andy to answer truthfully?