A pint of milk walks solemnly down the sidewalk. It drinks at the bar as clock strikes midnight. It keels over as it's expiration date is December 14th, 2016.
Carpe Diem.
Put a little colloidal silver in it next time. You’ll get an extra week or 2.
“Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee” -John Donne
You can make curd or pancakes with it. At least if it is a real milk, but then, fake doesn’t really expire.
Two words: Cottage Cheese.
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Quick survey: How would you live your life if you knew the time and date of your own death?
What a sour faced on the deceased.
I just LOVE this strip!
And he let out a curdling scream.
a clock duh what else a butler
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Eric Salinas Premium Member over 7 years ago
Carpe Diem.
blunebottle over 7 years ago
Put a little colloidal silver in it next time. You’ll get an extra week or 2.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
“Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee” -John Donne
paha_siga over 7 years ago
You can make curd or pancakes with it. At least if it is a real milk, but then, fake doesn’t really expire.
Dkram over 7 years ago
Two words: Cottage Cheese.
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NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 7 years ago
Quick survey: How would you live your life if you knew the time and date of your own death?
Thomas R. Williams over 7 years ago
What a sour faced on the deceased.
stampaniblock87 over 7 years ago
I just LOVE this strip!
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
And he let out a curdling scream.
@realDonaldTrump over 5 years ago
a clock duh what else a butler