Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2016
December 28, 2016
December 30, 2016
Transcript:
What the @#$@#$ is that? I had P soup in a travel mug and the lid came loose on the way over... Well, take your coat off. Um. Ok. But I have an embarrassing sweater on underneath this coat that I'm only wearing because it's handknit and I feel guilty giving it to Goodwill... Ok. But the come back on. Maybe try scraping the soup off with a credit card...
Kroykali over 7 years ago
Goodwill would refuse it.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Fess up, Monty. You’ve been secretly seeing Linda Blair, haven’t you?
Alphaomega over 7 years ago
And the hat is ok?
Mat3 over 7 years ago
I thought he was only going to the mailbox..
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Who takes a mug of peas soup with him in the car? Haven’t you ever heard of coffee, Monty? The stain it leaves is less jarring.
P.S. Your sweater is ugly. But wear it proudly!
WDD over 7 years ago
I have a balding brother with a T-shirt that says “I’m too sexy for my hair.”