Close to Home by John McPherson for December 12, 2016

And even if it leaks, it’s tasty stuff.

What do the First Nations people say to this pipeline?

…and add thousand of tons to the already overweight population.

Don’t knock the “Nog”, where does the whisky get added?

One would think pipelines would be more environmentally friendly than smaller loads being hauled around by tens of thousands of polluting diesel engines. Oh well, whatever works I guess.

Now that’s a pipeline I could get behind.

Adding Brandy is a personal choice.

The terminus could just me my house! My whole family loves it!

Ever wondered from whence eggnog comes?

Gather ‘round and I’ll tell you, dear chums!

It arrives on your shelf

Thanks to many an elf

Building pipelines until he succumbs.