FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 28, 2016

Paige is never going to survive on her own.

Sounds like my youngest.

She’ll find a guy like my brother or my nephew who cook.

Oh, gee. Warming up some water and pouring it into a mug is sooooooooooo incredibly tedious! Sheesh. I was a lazy teen, but not THAT lazy. If I wanted cocoa that bad, I’d make a cup.

Or maybe I should have gone the other way and said: Yeah, nobody rips open a cocoa packet and boils water (or heats up milk) like Mama!

You should’ve seen what happened when she tried to make coffee.

“Here, let me show you how I do it. That way you can have some anytime you want.” I.e., don’t ask me again. :o)

Practice makes perfect, Paige. Your mama ain’t always gonna be there for you!