My oldest used to count the gifts to make sure he and his brother got the same amount, so I decided to save him the trouble, and started numbering them in the order they were to be opened. (It was really a sneaky way of making sure that the best present was opened last.) It’s a tradition that continues to this day.
It is never satisfying to have enough if someone else has more. If everyone in the word had everything they needed, there would still be some who will resent those who have more than they do.
Actually, he probably wants you to spend MORE on him. You should give him 79¢. Just make sure Paige doesn’t find out because then you’ll have to give her another 2¢.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
what a selfish, greedy, little twerp
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
At least doing all the math kept him busy for a while.
Melki Premium Member over 7 years ago
My oldest used to count the gifts to make sure he and his brother got the same amount, so I decided to save him the trouble, and started numbering them in the order they were to be opened. (It was really a sneaky way of making sure that the best present was opened last.) It’s a tradition that continues to this day.
dflak over 7 years ago
It is never satisfying to have enough if someone else has more. If everyone in the word had everything they needed, there would still be some who will resent those who have more than they do.
bookworm0812 over 7 years ago
Actually, he probably wants you to spend MORE on him. You should give him 79¢. Just make sure Paige doesn’t find out because then you’ll have to give her another 2¢.
Elisabunny over 7 years ago
“Actually, I got her presents on sale. I spent $1.37 more on you.”
rgcviper over 7 years ago
Personally, this one made me laugh, due to Jason’s precision with the prices and his end reaction. To each his/her own, though.