Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2016

Transcript:

Narrator: On the run from the villainous Mr. Jenga, Rip and Co. barely emerge from a rough water landing! Tahiti Jones: Rip, was Mr. Jenga was my right-hand man. I can't help but feel this is my fault. Rip Haywire: When did you get promoted to captain obvious? Tahiti Jones: Rip, look! That's my girlfriend's village! Rip Haywire: Cobra, you've hit your head and may have a concussion... I called Dutch, he's coming to get us. Cobra Carson: Rip, the list of enemy operatives sank with our truck! That means jail.... I look horrible in orange! Rip Haywire: Forget it, you'll get another chance. Cobra Carson: Another... chance... Rip Haywire: Cobra! You've got to stay awake... Cobra. Cobra Carson: Another chance... why didn't you give me another chance... All the good things I ever did was because I loved you. Rip Haywire: Relax, kid, try to think of something calming, like blood diamonds.