Re: yesterday’s Frost’d Flakes: Queen Elizabeth was in Edinburgh to dedicate a new hospital wing and found she had some extra time, so she decided to tour the rest of the facility. In one ward she greeted the patient in the first bed, who replied, “Scots wha’ hae wi’ Wallace bled …”
Puzzled, she moved on to the second bed, whose patient replied to her greeting, “My luve is like a red, red rose …”
Again she moved on, to the third patient, whose reply was, “Wee sleekit, tim’rous little beastie …”
Exasperated, she turned to her guide and asked, “What is this, the Insanity Ward?!?!?”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
The company is still working on this idea you know….
Sorry if you don’t like the odor from that little pug
cos a lot more will to be coming out of the Lab.
gcarlson over 7 years ago
Re: yesterday’s Frost’d Flakes: Queen Elizabeth was in Edinburgh to dedicate a new hospital wing and found she had some extra time, so she decided to tour the rest of the facility. In one ward she greeted the patient in the first bed, who replied, “Scots wha’ hae wi’ Wallace bled …”
Puzzled, she moved on to the second bed, whose patient replied to her greeting, “My luve is like a red, red rose …”
Again she moved on, to the third patient, whose reply was, “Wee sleekit, tim’rous little beastie …”
Exasperated, she turned to her guide and asked, “What is this, the Insanity Ward?!?!?”
“Oh, no, Your Majesty,” replied the guide.
“It’s the Burns Unit.”