A young man asked the village elder, who names all the children: “Tell me, wise elder, how do you choose the names for the children?” Elder replies, “When I hear of the birth, I look at the natural world. I may see Blossoms on Chestnut, or Moon over Mountain, or Salmon Leaping. But tell me, Two Dogs F***ing, what makes you so interested?”
A ripoff of the Far Side. Names Dogs give themselves: “Rexor The One Who Goes By Night to His Neighbor’s Yard,” and “She-Rah, Destroyer of Chickens and Stainer of Persian Rugs!”
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 7 years ago
A young man asked the village elder, who names all the children: “Tell me, wise elder, how do you choose the names for the children?” Elder replies, “When I hear of the birth, I look at the natural world. I may see Blossoms on Chestnut, or Moon over Mountain, or Salmon Leaping. But tell me, Two Dogs F***ing, what makes you so interested?”
WoodEye over 7 years ago
Why do you ask? F^rts in Walmart?
mxy over 7 years ago
expect a contact from the p c police, Mr Gilligan.
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
Eventually someone will say this is racist.
Stanwal2 over 7 years ago
There was a hard riding brave named " stinking saddle blanket" it had so much horse sweat in it. I DID NOT make this up!
Stanwal2 over 7 years ago
Native Americans often had Both childhood names and Adult names.
tcayer over 7 years ago
A ripoff of the Far Side. Names Dogs give themselves: “Rexor The One Who Goes By Night to His Neighbor’s Yard,” and “She-Rah, Destroyer of Chickens and Stainer of Persian Rugs!”
LuckyStrike_eh over 7 years ago
Awesome!!!
Andrew Sleeth over 7 years ago
The only thing funnier than Indians in comic strips is dogs talking like Indians in comic strips.
Tawanda over 7 years ago
really funny. and Thanks for the “Silkwood” joke. hilarious.