Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 07, 2016

Two Calvins in need of a Hobbes

Enjoyed that this version supplanted a stuffed animal with Donald’s version, a pile of money.

It’s both fascinating and depressing that Trump supporters have embraced and doubled down on the whole “deplorable” thing that they initially wet their pants and cried “unfair” over, setting out to prove that they’re even MORE awful than Clinton suggested.

What say you, Libsmasher? We miss you, our little chewtoy clownboy.

Cameo by Dilbert in Panel 3.

Hah! When an adult is present, we see that “John” is really just piles of money.

A humorous look at our politics and political opponents trying to figure out what is going on here. What is Trump’s real game?

Ah! Kermie bait-and-switch!!

Who is the frog supposed to be?

Those little, green stacks may only be as legit as John Baron/Miller is. Could be it’s Donald’s new venture: TrumpBux.

From the launch press conference:- “I fully expect the most called for counterfeit money in America to be TrumpBux.”- “This is perhaps the finest fake currency anywhere in the world.”- “TrumpBux” will be the most luxurious play-dough in one of the most recognized fields of crime in the world today."(cont’d)

Clever product placement for KFC $$$$

(cont’d) “I have discovered many great scams over the years, but nothing compares to the spectacular look and feel of TrumpBux.” — “Your money should represent success, sophistication and style. TrumpBux is a perfect fit for any wallet or playroom floor.” — “As an avid forger, I can tell you that this homegrown lettuce is truly something very special.” — “An elite funny-money that will be known worldwide in the years to come.” — “There’s nothing b

(cont’d) (All quotations adapted from today’s NY Times story on li’l Donald’s many, many brilliant and world-class enterprises.)

Can we also include Pepe La Pew?

oh boy how exciting is this one today

Don’t miss the October surprise that’s going to humiliate Trump. There’s an audio recording courtesy of the Washington Post from 2005. On it Donnie is bragging about how he seduces women in very graphic detail. This is after he tied the knot with Melania & he was rejected after hitting on a married woman. He simply has no shame &,I can’t for the life of me why any Christian could vote for this piece of scum

It’s going to be a sad, sad, lesson.

(again)

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan

Poor Pepe. Even Rubin thinks he’s a white supremacist. Pepe just wants to get stoned and have fun.

grovercleveland: He is Pepe, from Matt Furie’s comic Boy’s Club. Adopted by the infamous mega-popular forum/imageboard 4chan, he eventually became a mascot for their /r9k/ board, originally an experiment in forcing every post to be a string of text that had never been posted there before, but ultimately a haven for the type of people in the WIzardchan, Loveshy, Incel etc. communities who have given up on getting laid or interacting with non-online society. Very recently, Pepe got picked up by 4chan’s /pol/ board, which used ot be full of people who were ironically racist until they were outnumbered by people who were UNironically racist. Because of this latest development, the Anti Defamation League considers Pepe a hate symbol, right up there with swastikas and multiple parentheses around the names of Jews, which, by the way, is a thing.