Matt Davies for September 30, 2016

“And his chances are going…going…going…they’re GONE!”

I know more about foreign affairs than he does.Where do they find these know nothing idiots?

If this is your brain on weed, the candidacy of Gary Johnson may set the Marijuana legalization movement back 20 years.

Once he found out what Aleppo was he discovered Clinton had at least Two leppos and Trump over four leppos! He is great at rock climbing and is the kind of guy you would want to have a beer with. But.. we did that already. It is time to elect someone who is a leader. After the debates I think we can agree, ok, never mind.

Weed has nothing to do with it, the man is stupid.

Well, he strikes out, but at least doesn’t hit all foul balls like Trump.

Yeah, sort of like bringing a (butter)knife to a gun fight.

I’m not sure he wears a helmet, judging by his bizarre answers to simple questions.

A swing & a miss

Anyone who lived through Johnson here in NM – who ain’t idjit enough to vote for Trump – remembers his classic Republican behavior.

He outsourced license plates from the state pen to some other state’s convict labor for cheaper – even though they left off the county designations required in New Mexico.

He was the 1st US governor to outsource a government department – sending all calls to the state employment office by jobseekers to a CSR firm in Bangladesh.

Good luck, America.

Bill Maher needs to get this guy on his show! Hey, they both love pot!

funny, yet mean.