FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 06, 2016

good ol’ Vanessa L. Williams

And then Peter started seeing the appeal of using a rake.

Film it at high speed and replay in slow motion so Paige looks her best.

I take it that her gibberish is some pop song lyric?

Peter has forgotten how much he used to like raking leaves with a baseball bat.

A 20 year old Disney movie quote is the best you could come up with this week?

You’ve got a leave blower. Just point it at her.

Paige isn’t a dork, Jason’s the dork around here. According to Jason, Paige is a weirdo, a freak, a mutant, etc.

Looks like Paige has been watching a Pocahontas again.

@sbwertz

Why?! Wasn’t it bad enough to foist fake history on children just once?

Special thanks to Melissa McCarthy on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. ;)

this is fun.

LOL I LOVE PAIGE :D

Dorkahontas