Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 23, 2010
September 22, 2010
September 24, 2010
Transcript:
tyr: I gotta say, you do't look like a warrior. woman: Well, my body was sculpted from stone...but my true spirit is that of a celtic warmaiden! I can assume that form too! *blink!* tyr: Eughhh..why would you ever do that?? woman: It'll end a bad date real fast...
Futabakun Premium Member over 13 years ago
Wow! I’m really getting a kick out of all these new developments in Ms. Amazement’s background. Looks like she’s going to be moving up in the ranks soon.
RogueLeader over 13 years ago
World’s fastest bridezilla.
ksoskins over 13 years ago
Tyr just can’t leave well enough alone.
zero over 13 years ago
Boadicea?!…
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
Well, that certainlly is way to end a bad date bad. Wow!
DolphinGirl78 over 13 years ago
I absolutely LOVE this one! :D
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Dang DOC, if I hadn’t stayed in bed an extra 3 hours, I would have worded your line more poetically.
Did I ever tell why I quit drinking?
captainedd over 13 years ago
I once knew a girl named Matilda She could hug like a bear And she looked like one, too…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Is that the fore-bear of the legendary & dreaded Irish nun?
runar over 13 years ago
Does a Seltic warrior woman wear shorts, tank top & sneakers?
DonVanni over 13 years ago
NOT Seltic…..it’s pronounced KELTIC!!!
runar over 13 years ago
Not if you’re talking about the basketball team in Boston. That’s why I spelled it with an ‘S’. A celt (with a small ‘c’ and pronounced ‘selt’) is also a type of stone axe or adze. Knowing this, I composed this limerick in my college days:
A celt (pronounced ‘s’) is an axe. A celt (pronounced ‘k’) makes attacks. You’ll insult a kelt If you call him a selt And he’ll give you some whacks with his axe.