Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 09, 2010

Bats have shells?

The tortoise and the hare meet the giant snail.

Good Morning Supreme Leader and Fellow Speeders!

The tortoise was glad to finally reach the finish line. It was a hare-racing experience.

Why does ’ Meat Loaf’ come to my mine all of a sudden?

I guess this is sort of shell-shock.

I like the rooster face in the bushes…

Maybe the turtle was texting and got distracted?

Good Morning, Everyone

Giant Escargot appetizers, Turtle Soup, and Braised Hare. Sounds like a perfect dinner!

I’d say the turtle got the worst of it.

He should be glad the turtle didn’t try to a-salt him.

Face on the badge and just above the top right star.

And it looks like something is steenking, Digital Frog.

Stars you don’t want to dance with.

Hope he was wearing his seat belt….

So why’d you slug him?

He stole my S car! And you shoulda seen my S car go……..

I doubt excessive speed was a factor in this accident.

The Turtle Wax application increased his speed to that dangerous level…

could be the turtle had ducked into shell, to do some extreme rolling down hills?

Cartoon Physics strikes again!

Slow down and smell the worms.