Pickles by Brian Crane for September 09, 2016

Duh, a turkey is just a growed up chicken, Earl! Deal with it!

a picky eater Earl is

She probably thinks Miracle Whip is the same as mayonnaise too.

did she take the sandwich back or did he eat it already

Chicken and turkey taste pretty much the same to me.

She knows a turkey. She’s been married to one for years.

She always has the best last words…

Well PLAYED Opal……. well played

So she told him she’d make a turkey sandwich, delivers the wrong one because she doesn’t see a difference, and Earl is the turkey?? Typical these days — End result: 1 failure or liar (you choose), and 1 disappointed Earl

Love that she took back the sandwich. You’re all right; he’s a doofus – and unappreciative.

I LOVE the way Brian plays to critical side of critical people.

Be thankful!

Any man that goes hungry because his wife doesn’t feed him is not really a man. Just a boy. Real men will just go cook their own food.

Well said, Opal!

Some people are never happy.

xxx

Brian, I’d like to buy an autographed copy of your Pickles strip that goes, “Did you buy more fabric?” “Yes, but look how much I left in the store!”

Earl you are rather stupid to piss her off