Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 03, 2016

somewhat similarly, my mother has two nephews named David and one of THEM has two nephews (my mother’s grandnephews) named Jacob… at least I know who is who

This is going in an odd direction. The best way for this to not be jumping the shark is to have them be little wind-up toy robots that have been magically given a personality.

Why don’t you just call them Stephanie 1 and Stephanie 2? That methods works very well for The Cat in the Hat.

Reminds me of that Star Trek episode with the 500 identical female androids…

Okay, Dana, we now need to meet at least one of these two robots.

The question is, what species made each Stephanie?

Agreed Unicorn.

Hi. I’m Marigold. This is my robot Stephanie, and this is my other robot Stephanie.

Of course she knows two robots named Stephanie. I should have known.

Forgot to mention I went to high school with two guys named Jon E. Gordon (the yearbook committee added their middles – Earl and Eric – in order differentiate; telling who’s who on my Facebook without their middle names isn’t easy when the birthday alert gets activated).

I worked in an office once with more ‘double names’ than anywhere I’ve been. Out of maybe 45 people we had 2 people named Dave, Scott, Linda, Bruce, Phyllis, & Rachel.

Anyone who likes robots better than UNICORNS is insane