Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 24, 2019

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Richard's Poor Almanac Your Personalized 2003 Quiz By Richard Thompson 1. My major accomplishment in 2003 was- $ A. Achieving a permanent state of spiritual/sexual/financial nirvana. B. Keeping that goldfish alive for almost 6 months. C. Wait, I still got 3 more days- 2. The most important lesson I learned in 2003 was- Grit spunk elbow grease + gumption 2003 A. A little grit, spunk, elbow grease & some gumption are all you need. B. Goldfish are boring. C. In real life, that Moe Howard trick with the pliers is a bad idea. #. This year I read- Un-Put-Down a ball A Novel By Me A. Glowing reviews of my first novel. B. Just Good night Moon, but 547 times. C. Three-fourths of this stupid quiz. 4. If 2003 was a wine, it would be- A. Dom Perignon. Ahh! B. That stuff comes in a box and cost like 4 bucks with a Safeway card. C. I dunno, I spilled it all down my pants. How'd you do? A. Splendid, thanks! B. Eh, O.K. C. I'm still stuck on #2.