Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 22, 2019

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signs of halloween richard thompson headless parking meter maids. entire d.c. government and school board is replaced by pod people. services improve slightly. the angel of death is observed driving a 30-ton truck without a license. man: it's nothing woman: we're fine. a number of lawyers are found completely drained of blood but otherwise o.k. guy: all profits from the sale of these lightbulbs go to further our research in corpse re-animation at dinnertime you get a courtesy call from beyond the grave.