Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 04, 2018
December 03, 2018
December 05, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson restaurant closings these establishments have been closed for health code violations. ihop international house of pancakes - eurocentric menu ignores pancakes of developing & third world nations. buzzerko coff sho buzzerko coffee shop - columbian shade-grown jitterbean agitato blend found to con-tain power-ful & hitherto unknown isomer of methamphet-amine. p.j. piehole's food 'n' fun p.j. piehole's family fun restaurant obscenities discovered in find-a-word puzzle on children's menu. watch -em- made sausage factory market - cafe get fresh -em- watch - 'em - made sausage factory market & cafe'- closed for aesthetic reasons.
kesting over 5 years ago
I love Richard’s “Restaurant Closings” skits he does them quite a bit, and of course PJ Pieholes always makes an appearance, and today is my favorite one, that one made me laugh out loud it is hilarious.
aerilim over 5 years ago
Another bogus atempt to close P.J. Piehole’s. In court they will prove that the obcenities found in the find-a-word-a- puzzle were advertised in the logo as the FUN part….
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Actually, I prefer my pie with a few obscenities thrown on top.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Aesthetic reasons can be compelling, but I’m not sure they are legally binding….