Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 13, 2018
August 10, 2018
August 14, 2018
Transcript:
july 1. fourth of july (canada). america: hey! quit gettin' ahead of me! u.s.a. canada august 6. sticky vinyl carseat races. aug. 8 power outage. it's the squirrels this time! aug 9 power outage. they're in the trans-former! aug 11 power outage. with the zebra mussels! aug 13 power outage. oops! aug 14 power outage. sorry, our fault. we pushed the wrong button. september 3. open mike comedy night. comedian: did you hear about tje dyslexic guitar player? his god has fleas. heh heh. september 27. nationwide pencil drop, 10:15 a.m. shh! pass it on! october 15. fall colors at their most annoying day. man: all, damn you. fall! november 23-31. tryptophan awareness week. oop: look out! she's in the gravy boat! that's how we lost gramma! zzzzz december 25. holiday letdown day. santa: so. that's it, huh? january 1. new years day. go back and start this book over. guy: it was hard enough to read the first time.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
P&L linesman rule: Don’t replace the fuse until you find the dead squirrel.
Raider Red Premium Member over 5 years ago
November 31st? So somebody expanded a month and nobody told me? Is this the new leap day? Does that mean no more February 29th? So many repercussions, this could spiral wildly out of control . . .
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
The calendar is a source of much humor—at least when it was read by Richard….