Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 17, 2017
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May 18, 2017
Transcript:
beyond whistler's mother gia mom: when i tell alberto to clean his room he looks at me like i'm hardly even there. bot mom: if my fernarda acts like that i land on him like a ton of bricks. giacometti's mother & botero's mother arc mom: giuseppe! stop playing with your food! arcimboldo's mother dam mom: get down here this instant young man! there's formaldehyde all over my nice clean floor. damien hirst's mother tho mom: well, i'm sorry, but that sofa clashes with me. thomas kinkade's mother
Joliet Jake about 7 years ago
Could have also done a joke about Thomas Kinkade’s atrocious personal behavior.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 7 years ago
Unfortunately he chose to do a lot of his drinking in my town. Got a rep as a lousy tipper.
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
One of Richard’s most amusing, to me. It’s the Art thing, and so spot-on!