Pickles by Brian Crane for August 23, 2016

My dog prefers an audience. He will hold it until someone is watching.He seems disappointed that there is no applause when he finishes.

Is Earl looking at the fourth wall, or just politely averting his eyes from Roscoe?

geez i sure do not have any issues with that

My (neurotic) dachshund is very skittish (insert long backstory here) and will hold it for a looooong time if there are loud kids or lawnmowers or driveway basketballers nearby.

But we love her anyway.

What about the people on the other side of the jacket.

If you own a dog, your a slave. I’m to selfish.

I did have a dog who was persnickity about pooping, while people were peering, preferring privacy to public peeing. Perhaps, his personal problems proceeded from puppy paranoia or a pedigree predilection. He was a prudish poodle !

I can relate to that one! Public restrooms are no fun!

I always lock the bathroom door at home when I’m “doing my business”I like my privacy.xxx

Had an old dog that would pee on any vertical surface, but would back into a clump of brush or weeds to poop, then paw up the ground where he stood right down to the dirt. He would not just poop on the ground.