Well, let’s see Calvin. You tormented Susie. You went to the beach. You went fishing and caught a fish. You took swimming lessons from your sadistic babysitter. You tormented Susie. You rode your wagon into the creek. You made a giant pancake. You tormented Susie. You made an invisibility formula and ended up naked with your hand in the cookie jar. You lost your gravity and ended up in Phoenix (poor guy). You attempted to master your bicycle. Did I mention “Tormented Susie?” And that just the highlights.
I never had assignments like that. They just ask you how was your summer and nothing more. Just the words… the assignment of the class subject comes shortly after.
Wouldn’t it be great to be back in grade school again! I loved that part of my life back in the 1950’s, just being a kid. And now, “Life goes on long after the thrill is…..”, well you know the rest.
I always felt so deprived first day of school when we had to stand up and say what we did during the summer. Other kids stood up and told about going to summer camp and the cottage and family vacation and sports teams. We were lucky if our family could afford a week camping in a tent
Calvin has nothing to worry about; after all, the above commenters did the report for him…“Don’t forget the fishing.”“You tormented Susie. You went to the beach. You went fishing and caught a fish. You took swimming lessons from your sadistic babysitter. You tormented Susie. You rode your wagon into the creek. You made a giant pancake. You tormented Susie. You made an invisibility formula and ended up naked with your hand in the cookie jar. You lost your gravity and ended up in Phoenix (poor guy). You attempted to master your bicycle.”“Tormented Mom also!”“showed dad his fading poll ratings.”“He complained.”“your bike try to kill you”“He played with his fluffy tiger friend Hobbes and went on all sorts of adventures together.”
“What I Did for Summer Vacation, by Calvin“I watched TV. Dad, Mom, and I went camping at an island in the lake. Mom says it’s out of state. I don’t like camping. I played outside with my tiger Hobbes. I went fishing in the creek. I played with my toys. I got out of bed early every day. I had lots of energy because I knew there was no school. I got on Mom’s and Dad’s nerves. I never saw a summer go by so fast in all my life. And now school again. I look forward to next summer. The End.”You know, Calvin, you might just pull a “C-” on this one!
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
Don’t forget the fishing.
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
Well, let’s see Calvin. You tormented Susie. You went to the beach. You went fishing and caught a fish. You took swimming lessons from your sadistic babysitter. You tormented Susie. You rode your wagon into the creek. You made a giant pancake. You tormented Susie. You made an invisibility formula and ended up naked with your hand in the cookie jar. You lost your gravity and ended up in Phoenix (poor guy). You attempted to master your bicycle. Did I mention “Tormented Susie?” And that just the highlights.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
His other half does the homework. Calvin will blame the tiger.
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
I never had assignments like that. They just ask you how was your summer and nothing more. Just the words… the assignment of the class subject comes shortly after.
Ruddickfam4 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wouldn’t it be great to be back in grade school again! I loved that part of my life back in the 1950’s, just being a kid. And now, “Life goes on long after the thrill is…..”, well you know the rest.
Kind&Kinder over 7 years ago
You showed dad his fading poll ratings.
Chad Cheetah over 7 years ago
He complained.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 7 years ago
Don’t leave out how your bike try to kill you too.
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
You made your pet tiger do your homework. Oops, that happened after summer.
maxpower44 over 7 years ago
well; still a better speech writer than what Trump has ;)
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
I always felt so deprived first day of school when we had to stand up and say what we did during the summer. Other kids stood up and told about going to summer camp and the cottage and family vacation and sports teams. We were lucky if our family could afford a week camping in a tent
Number Three over 7 years ago
He played with his fluffy tiger friend Hobbes and went on all sorts of adventures together.
It’s sort of true! Anyway teachers won’t bother to check to find out you are lying. Will they?
xxx
Brother Bob over 7 years ago
@LeadingEdge
Amen.. Calvin & Hobbes is sacred.
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
Calvin has nothing to worry about; after all, the above commenters did the report for him…“Don’t forget the fishing.”“You tormented Susie. You went to the beach. You went fishing and caught a fish. You took swimming lessons from your sadistic babysitter. You tormented Susie. You rode your wagon into the creek. You made a giant pancake. You tormented Susie. You made an invisibility formula and ended up naked with your hand in the cookie jar. You lost your gravity and ended up in Phoenix (poor guy). You attempted to master your bicycle.”“Tormented Mom also!”“showed dad his fading poll ratings.”“He complained.”“your bike try to kill you”“He played with his fluffy tiger friend Hobbes and went on all sorts of adventures together.”
All done!
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
Oh, I almost forgot; Calvin went into business for himself…
rickray777 over 7 years ago
“What I Did for Summer Vacation, by Calvin“I watched TV. Dad, Mom, and I went camping at an island in the lake. Mom says it’s out of state. I don’t like camping. I played outside with my tiger Hobbes. I went fishing in the creek. I played with my toys. I got out of bed early every day. I had lots of energy because I knew there was no school. I got on Mom’s and Dad’s nerves. I never saw a summer go by so fast in all my life. And now school again. I look forward to next summer. The End.”You know, Calvin, you might just pull a “C-” on this one!
imgflip_kid almost 4 years ago
He plays calvinball and torments his babysitter, too!