Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for August 09, 2016

This fairy godmother acts more like The Godfather.

This once-upon-a-time tale did not have a happy ending—unless it was for the fairly godless mother.

Fairy: “What. You thought I’d come here because of you?!”

Lateral move.

Fairy Housekeeper, just doing her job.

Wouldn’t it be easier and faster to use the magic wand to send all the dust, etc. in a given space into a garbage bag?

“Goodness, no! I’m your fairy step-sister!”