Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 15, 2016

I say let the little breath-stealer have his catfish. He;s a bottom feeder, too. Carp-e diem!

Bucky doesn’t want pets. He wants a fish farm, because cats are carnivores. You eat what you raise on a fish farm. Rob’s a hypocrite. He wouldn’t make the same objection if Bucky wanted a garden and ate the vegetables.

In Bucky’s defense, he doesn’t so much want to kill his pets, as eat them while still alive.

If the fish-loving ferret hears of this, he might be swimmin’ with the croakers.

No way. Buckster; even a vegetarian like Pinkish knows friends don’t let friends eat farmed salmon (you do know they’re pink instead of red because they’re really white & they dye the meat, right?)

Everybody knows this is a cartoon-right?

Starving 3rd-worlders don’t care what color they are.

Give him a job on the “Time Bandit” and he can go catch crabs.

On another note, how has Satchel prevented Bucky from eating this goldfish ‘for a couple of years?’

Pets can have pets now?

“goldfish healthy for a couple of years”?! That’s impressive.