Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 04, 2016
September 03, 2016
September 05, 2016
Transcript:
Nate: "Dog left at campsite walks 1,000 miles home." Wow. Nate: Let's see if you have a sense of direction that good, Spitsy! Spitsy: Wurf! Nate: Hold still! I'm going to blindfold you! Nate: ...And now we'll take a long walk... Nate: ...Until we end up somewhere... Nate: ...We've never been before! Spitsy: Wroff! Nate: Okay, Spitsy! Show me what you can do!... Nate: Get us home! *Zip!* *tug* *tug* Neighbor: ...And after you pass the gas station, take your second left. Nate: Oh, brother.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
The brightest dog on the planet.
Strod over 7 years ago
And how do we know that the dog that walked home from the campsite never asked for directions?
yusodum over 7 years ago
Tut-tut-tut. This weeks story in the Onion: Fifth graders taking a gap year. Do they read Big Nate?
Tue Elung-Jensen over 7 years ago
Does it matter how? All the matters is it is getting them home.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Just saw an article, they MRI’d dogs and found they understood the pitch and meaning of what you say, Like that wasn’t apparent by any dog owner. Even my cat understands NO!
big nate is awesome over 7 years ago
I like the top panel.
Chad Cheetah over 7 years ago
Gentlemen asked for directions.
felinefan55 Premium Member over 7 years ago
I only started reading Nate a few months ago. Does the dog always wear the cone of shame?
steve1001 over 7 years ago
Obviously not a sire ( male dog )……
orbenjawell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Now THAT is the smartest thing I’ve ever seen that dog do……1) admit that you’re lost, and 2) ask someone for directions! Bravo, Spitzy!!
Deedeeholloway2 over 7 years ago
Just how many time has Nate learned that Spitsy is an imbecile?
JDSmith82 Premium Member over 7 years ago
That dog’s not afraid to ask for directions! Good dog!
warthog555 over 7 years ago
Please do a couple of comic strips where it is 30 years into the future and i won’t stop asking until you do it
felinefan55 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Do we know WHY he wears it? Has he been recovering from getting “snipped” for 25 years?
hippogriff over 7 years ago
steve1001It is a sire only in breeding records and if had done so. Otherwise, the correct term is “dog”. There is also a proper term for females, but in our perverted society, I could get banned for using proper English.
BruhItzNeal over 7 years ago
Such a smart dog
BruhItzNeal over 7 years ago
Such a smart dog
Pretzelsmash over 7 years ago
How does the woman know where Spitsy even lives?
Four over 6 years ago
Wow
TheQ over 6 years ago
can i talk with Mr Lincoln Peirce? I want Trudy Back PLEASE SEND TRUDY BACK
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
How did the lady understand what he was asking? I thought only Nate could do that.
ND Cool Z almost 4 years ago
Gonna be a long way home..