Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 04, 2016
Nate: "Dog left at campsite walks 1,000 miles home." Wow. Nate: Let's see if you have a sense of direction that good, Spitsy! Spitsy: Wurf! Nate: Hold still! I'm going to blindfold you! Nate: ...And now we'll take a long walk... Nate: ...Until we end up somewhere... Nate: ...We've never been before! Spitsy: Wroff! Nate: Okay, Spitsy! Show me what you can do!... Nate: Get us home! *Zip!* *tug* *tug* Neighbor: ...And after you pass the gas station, take your second left. Nate: Oh, brother.