Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for July 20, 2016

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‘Everything BUT olives!" would have been my reply. No matter how hungry I wouldn’t want to eat ’em.

I went to Subway and told the person making the sub that I only wanted lettace, tomato, and onion. She then went ahead and asked me about the other choices.So every time she asked me about something else, I said I only wanted lettace, tomato and onion. It was fun and she was oblivious.

I think this is supposed to be a gif: http://i.imgur.com/eJsx3DE.gif