Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 17, 2016

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Narrator: Breezy is captured by the Highwayman. Cobra Carson: It's a good thing I get to sneak past and beat up some guards, otherwise this would be a real waste of time. The thing I do for Rip and his new (growl!) thing! Maybe if she didn't have such curly hair, she could get out of her own jams! Spur: Cobra was near a barn with cows on an old county road... that's like saying Irish people were in "The quiet man!" Rip Haywire: This bar looks lowdown... I think I'll go kick the hornets nest. Spur: I should have gone in with him! TNT: He punches wild when things go sideways... you could lose a chin. Spur: But they have great wild wings in there! Rip Haywire: Listen up, goons. I'm the new Sheriff, and if I don't get some answers, these walls are going to have a lot more face-shaped holes! You, with the grin, tell me where the Highwayman's hideout is.. Or your mustache is going to be hauled in for questioning without you! Man: How 'bout you tell me what my fist feels like! Rip Haywire: It feels like a fish sandwich that fell behind the fry machine at Arby's! Man 2: Sheriff HAywire thought you might enjoy some wild wings while you wait! TNT: He's thoughtful like that. Spur: Son, you better hope you didn't forget the bleu cheese!! Rip Haywire: The Highwayman's hideout is around here somewhere... I can smell his hat!