Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 11, 2016

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    RWill  almost 8 years ago

    Well, she did win a year’s supply as a consolation prize when she lost on Jeopardy!

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    gargoils Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Here in Michigan, we normally run the AC three whole days a year. This year, we were still running the heat on the first of July; by the fourth we were in the nineties. This week will be WELL into the nineties. Lil could cook Stupid in this heat.

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    Retired Dude  almost 8 years ago

    The summer of 1980 (the hottest in my memory) we lived in a 60 year old brick house with a slate roof and plaster walls. It was a gigantic heat sink. My wife and I would lie in bed and listen to the window unit air conditioner try in vain to keep up with the heat pouring out of the masonry walls while the sweat poured out of our bodies. This summer is shaping up to be worse than that one.

    At least we live in a modern house now.

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    KEA  almost 8 years ago

    hmm, popular name in Turkey Knuckle – Lil also knows a Clarice Clapsaddle, a Clarice Dipthong, and a Clarice Witherspoon-Teagarten (aka Gorilla Puss)

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    Yakety Sax  almost 8 years ago

    For more hot summer fun go back to Lil of August 8-12, 2011 but don’t be drinking anything!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    You already have Turtle Wax ingredients in a lot of your food. Including Peeps, candy coatings, and ice cream sprinkles. Carnauba wax: It’s a car polish and a dessert topping.

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