Pickles by Brian Crane for June 22, 2016

And he’s good at it too.

Oh, cold one, Opal! Earl was trying to be sweet for a change and you killed the moment.

So very sad…

In a long ago tv interview with Johnny Carson, Robert Mitchum said the answer was ‘deviousness,’ and got a good laugh. Another wise man said – thoughtful accommodation. Probably both have merit.

I’d be willing to do nothing for Opal as well. Even less.

That’s not true, my ex asked me to commit fraud and I refused, was the beginning of the end. Glad I didn’t cause she did with husband #2 and he did it, when he got caught she claimed innocence and thus husband #3 who also went to jail and now she is on #4.

Sometimes doing nothing is better than doing the wrong thing.Sometimes, passive-resistance pays off, too.

Opal is quite good at giving out zingers.

The secret to a long marriage is two imperfect people who don’t give up on each other.

The secrets to a long happy marriage are: say Thank You as often as you say I love you. (Or even more.) Be kind to one another, and never question your spouse’s judgement. Just look at who they married!

After 54 years and counting, Respect, caring, communication commitment and heavy on love even in tense moments.,

That was mean, Opal.

That sounds about right to me.

xxx

Well, we all know how funny this strip would be if everyone was nice all the time.

“Nobody doesn’t do it better.”

We had a grandmother who made carrot salad!! shredded carrots in Jello! how did you know????

We always say the secret to our longevity is waking up every morning and deciding not to kill the other person.