Man 1: The accuracy on this new missile is astounding. If we were to fire it from Hawaii and aim at yankee stadium, we could pinpoint it to strike the plate between the batter's boxes.
Man 2: Now that really hits home.
I’ve always loved comparisons like that….Like when they were talking about, say, the Hubble Telescope….."If it was circling Jupiter, it would be able to get a close up picture of a hair on a mosquito’s butt, that was sitting on the top of the Eiffel Tower at midnight……!…………..Sounds good to me….BTW, does anybody know if mosquitoes actually have hairs their butts? I was kinda winging it there…
I was on a missile sub way back when. Congress wanted to see how truly accurate the missiles were. So they ordered a launch from our sub. NASA outfitted us with all kinds of tracking devices. The shoot went well. The Captain said we could hit Kremlin Square from the Atlantic Ocean. Yes, we are the Doomsday Weapon.
And, hundreds or thousands of children in the nearby vicinity will go to bed hungry tonight. But I guess that doesn’t matter, as long as we have our mighty phallic symbols!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
The general’s may gloat..till that missile runs away to play for the majors.
jreckard over 8 years ago
It would put a hole in one too.
Varnes over 8 years ago
I’ve always loved comparisons like that….Like when they were talking about, say, the Hubble Telescope….."If it was circling Jupiter, it would be able to get a close up picture of a hair on a mosquito’s butt, that was sitting on the top of the Eiffel Tower at midnight……!…………..Sounds good to me….BTW, does anybody know if mosquitoes actually have hairs their butts? I was kinda winging it there…
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 8 years ago
I was on a missile sub way back when. Congress wanted to see how truly accurate the missiles were. So they ordered a launch from our sub. NASA outfitted us with all kinds of tracking devices. The shoot went well. The Captain said we could hit Kremlin Square from the Atlantic Ocean. Yes, we are the Doomsday Weapon.
shipl14 over 8 years ago
Got to 2nd base last night
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Before this playing baseball was never such a blast.
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
True patriotism involves nuking the damn Yankees (or at least writing a musical about the dang things!)
markjoseph125 over 8 years ago
And, hundreds or thousands of children in the nearby vicinity will go to bed hungry tonight. But I guess that doesn’t matter, as long as we have our mighty phallic symbols!
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Bruno ZeigertsOnly if it has rubrics. Otherwise it is an unguided missal.
KEA over 4 years ago
they should test that