Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 10, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The general’s may gloat..till that missile runs away to play for the majors.

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    It would put a hole in one too.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    I’ve always loved comparisons like that….Like when they were talking about, say, the Hubble Telescope….."If it was circling Jupiter, it would be able to get a close up picture of a hair on a mosquito’s butt, that was sitting on the top of the Eiffel Tower at midnight……!…………..Sounds good to me….BTW, does anybody know if mosquitoes actually have hairs their butts? I was kinda winging it there…

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I was on a missile sub way back when. Congress wanted to see how truly accurate the missiles were. So they ordered a launch from our sub. NASA outfitted us with all kinds of tracking devices. The shoot went well. The Captain said we could hit Kremlin Square from the Atlantic Ocean. Yes, we are the Doomsday Weapon.

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    shipl14  over 8 years ago

    Got to 2nd base last night

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Before this playing baseball was never such a blast.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 8 years ago

    True patriotism involves nuking the damn Yankees (or at least writing a musical about the dang things!)

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    markjoseph125  over 8 years ago

    And, hundreds or thousands of children in the nearby vicinity will go to bed hungry tonight. But I guess that doesn’t matter, as long as we have our mighty phallic symbols!

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    Bruno ZeigertsOnly if it has rubrics. Otherwise it is an unguided missal.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    they should test that

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