Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 10, 2016

The general’s may gloat..till that missile runs away to play for the majors.

It would put a hole in one too.

I’ve always loved comparisons like that….Like when they were talking about, say, the Hubble Telescope….."If it was circling Jupiter, it would be able to get a close up picture of a hair on a mosquito’s butt, that was sitting on the top of the Eiffel Tower at midnight……!…………..Sounds good to me….BTW, does anybody know if mosquitoes actually have hairs their butts? I was kinda winging it there…

I was on a missile sub way back when. Congress wanted to see how truly accurate the missiles were. So they ordered a launch from our sub. NASA outfitted us with all kinds of tracking devices. The shoot went well. The Captain said we could hit Kremlin Square from the Atlantic Ocean. Yes, we are the Doomsday Weapon.

Got to 2nd base last night

Before this playing baseball was never such a blast.

True patriotism involves nuking the damn Yankees (or at least writing a musical about the dang things!)

And, hundreds or thousands of children in the nearby vicinity will go to bed hungry tonight. But I guess that doesn’t matter, as long as we have our mighty phallic symbols!

Bruno ZeigertsOnly if it has rubrics. Otherwise it is an unguided missal.

they should test that