Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for October 26, 2019

Because they don’t have ashtrays on the diamond.

I thought that chew had been banned and gum was the alternative.

“Chawin’ tobacca’s a nasty habit. Been known to… turn a man’s stomach”[Capt Brittles to 2Lt Colhill, “She Wore a Yellow Ribbon”]