Girl: Again? That is one weird breakfast routine, Frazz.
Frazz: I ride a bike to work. It happens. It's not like I'm a regular at some flying-insect drive-thru.
Boy: HA HA! STARBUGS!
When you are churning along at 15+mph, ambient temperature in the 60s+, the wind in your face keeps your brain from cooking. So no face masks while cycling except in really cold weather. Mustaches and beards help a lot.
Worst insect strike ever? Seven-year locusts, dragonflies, and June bugs. Dragonflies generally see and fly well enough to avoid you. The insects with stingers are generally more intelligent and have better eyesight.
You don’t want to know how many spiders the average person swallows in a lifetime while sleeping.
alviebird almost 8 years ago
Yep, it’s that time of year. One gets careless over the winter, and forgets to keep one’s mouth shut while riding.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Like the old (old old) joke about how you recognise a happy motorcyclist.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Integral part of a high protein breakfast.
pmcomeau almost 8 years ago
So SCCA is not the Shropshire Cycling Clubbs Association? :-)
atajayhawk almost 8 years ago
@Naabuquduriuzhur: I gather than face masks are just not the done thing for bicyclists? Because it sounds as if you need one!Love ‘Starbugs’!
pumaman almost 8 years ago
I would have thought he would commute on his road bike.
StratmanRon almost 8 years ago
Sorry Jef, that was a stretch for the punch line. But it generated lots of great commentary!
scaeva Premium Member almost 8 years ago
When you are churning along at 15+mph, ambient temperature in the 60s+, the wind in your face keeps your brain from cooking. So no face masks while cycling except in really cold weather. Mustaches and beards help a lot.
Worst insect strike ever? Seven-year locusts, dragonflies, and June bugs. Dragonflies generally see and fly well enough to avoid you. The insects with stingers are generally more intelligent and have better eyesight.
You don’t want to know how many spiders the average person swallows in a lifetime while sleeping.
I Quit almost 8 years ago
Sports Car Club of America?