Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 24, 2016
May 23, 2016
May 25, 2016
Transcript:
Man 1: The Bantam was spotted in the jungle. He's alive! Man 2: I met with the business end of the Bantam once. Man 3: Once he punches you with the Bantam ring, the mark never comes off! You're branded for life! Look! Man 1: Wow! A giant egg! Man 2: It's grade A!
dimndno about 8 years ago
I’d bet the mark from the Bantam Ring is nothing compared the mark left from a Haywire bashing! Something to crow about!
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
Free-range goons.
McGehee about 8 years ago
Huh. I thought it was just an anagram of Batman. Guess I was only half-right. Dan’s got a multi-level parody going here!
ctsignguy about 8 years ago
The Bantam is eggsaxctly not the kind of guy to play chicken with…you get all fowled up!.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
So he’s a parody of both Batman and The Phantom.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
I had thought for sure that when the Bantam punches you, it leaves a chicken-foot scar.
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
I’m guessing the “good” mark is a fluffy feather?
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
Like I said four days ago… Grade A justice. Methinks Rip has some mighty large talons to fill.
Ken in Ohio about 8 years ago
Yep, Dan really outdid himself this time with the double and triple meanings!