Close to Home by John McPherson for May 12, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    Oh Dennis, we hardly knew ye.

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    InvertedCow  almost 8 years ago

    wait someone grab a cellphone video!

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    J Short  almost 8 years ago

    Dennis was quite the hammerhead.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Dennis will be "Fin"ished in no time.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    But they have wrapped presents, mom!

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    stlmaddog5  almost 8 years ago

    I’ve always admired people who check out on the anniversary of their birth. Good for you, Dennis.

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    dkcobb  almost 8 years ago

    Crappy death day to you. Crappy death day to you. Dennis wins a “Darwin”. Crappy death day to you.

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    xeacons  almost 8 years ago

    Aww, but look at those great, toothy, grins! How could they be deceitful?

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    KEA  almost 8 years ago
    i feel a Darwin Award nomination coming
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    AVJ  almost 8 years ago

    How did he know that today is my husband’s – an AVID scuba diver’s – birthday ?

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    pshea  almost 8 years ago

    Q: How old is Dennis?A: As old as he’s gonna be.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 8 years ago

    Shinny!

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    SapphireSkies Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    But — their cake is chocolate with raspberry icing, and yours is just plain vanilla! I’m going!

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