Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 15, 2023

I doubt Steve can survive until noon.

Alliterative Threat would be a good name for a band.

Camels are what I was smoking when I quit. Menthol, of course because it’s no fun if your lungs don’t bleed.

Would that be one or two hump camels?

Cigarette: (noun) A fire on one end and a fool on the other.

By noon? He can hold out that long?

No problem. If Steve can hang on until noon, he’s just about quit smoking.

Wait – how did Steve get his hands untied??

Ya gotta rescue our Opus, but without giving in to the hostage demands made by demented Steve-o!

Mebbe a sharpshooter with a horse-tranquillizer dart could put Dallas down for a while?