Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 23, 2021

Wait ’till the “Morals Squad” sees what she can do with ping-pong balls…

If that’s anything like the Saudi Morals Police Steve’s in big trouble.

He can be glad he doesn’t live in Westeros.

A Game Of Thrones gag, from 1985, way ahead of its time.

Sorry guys, but you can’t shame Steve. He traded his shame for a martini long ago.

Nothing says “Morals” like beating offenders on the head!

It has been long suspected that people who are obsessed with the morals (or lack thereof) of their neighbors have no morals of their own.

Why would any care what he does? If he actually did that, he would be bettering someone who was probably living in poverty in a third world country. And once she gets her citizenship she can divorce the loser and move on. Sounds like the rest of the cast are trying to push their standards on to others. Feminism, progressivism, whatever their advocates act like people pushing a religion.

I’m rather surprised that Steve – Mr. Macho himself – would let himself be depicted this way in the media…

The Meadow Morals Squad is on mighty shaky ground. Male rabbits have multiple sexual partners and don’t take part in nest-building or young-rearing at all; everything is left to the mother. The same goes for male groundhogs.

The only one who can hold his head up in this discussion of Opus. Most penguins are monogamous. Many mate for life.

Had my 21st Birthday in the PI…

Meadow Morals Squad is Portnoy and Hodge-Podge?

If that’s it, Steve-o has nothing to worry about.

Hey, Milo! MYOB….