Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 09, 2020

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 4 years ago

    for those who don’t remember MTV use to have contests like this reulallry and then they went south so fast.

    John Melencamp would give you a house in indiana “and then we paint the sucker pink!” but it turned out to be built on toxic landfill.

    The worst was a loverboy video where various lithe women danced around the band members in cave man furs. the problem was the ‘winner’ was a short squat house frau who initially had about 2 seconds of aid time-they were hoping for a babe to be one of the dancers, and they had to reedit the video due to claims of false advertising “you’ll be in the video.” so that’s where this is going.

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    Andrew Moore  over 4 years ago

    Huh?

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    neatslob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This is a GREAT series.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Opus Penguin, this was your life!

    Steve doesn’t know; maybe he’ll jump at the chance, or maybe he’’ jump Opus.

    Or maybe Opus will just pass himself off as “Steve Dallas” at MTV….

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