I went to a friends house and Slim Whitman was playing in the background. I guess he was repelling Martians.
Hey, it works! Don’t knock it.
no one does C.O.D. anymore
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all
Opus’ decency is an obstacle to mean tricks.
It was not late enough at night – we know that Opus is highly suggestible by small-hour infomercials.
Put a classified ad in the paper – "Seeking kittens, (must be cute,) with Steve’s phone #.
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NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I went to a friends house and Slim Whitman was playing in the background. I guess he was repelling Martians.
Paschendale almost 5 years ago
Hey, it works! Don’t knock it.
tnt219 almost 5 years ago
no one does C.O.D. anymore
gpjhard almost 5 years ago
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
Opus’ decency is an obstacle to mean tricks.
john_chubb almost 5 years ago
It was not late enough at night – we know that Opus is highly suggestible by small-hour infomercials.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Put a classified ad in the paper – "Seeking kittens, (must be cute,) with Steve’s phone #.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
True Confessions of Opus Penguin: I’m a Ronco Addict!