Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2016

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    Must have eaten all the chestnuts already, walnuts, too…..You gotta love the little berets acorns wear…..Anyway, there has to be acorny joke here somewhere….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Not much TV reception out there…without Nutflix he’d be up a tree.

    When the elders moved them from Central Park to the forest, the younger squirrels would get sycamore trees, and pine for other entertainment…But now they have Nutflix, and it’s really poplar.

    Varnes… yeah, those teeny berets are cute…but I don’t wanna cashew trying to wear one!

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    Susan, I could draw faces on my big toe nails and put the little berets (or are they tams?) on my toes…They would also make great mutes for teeny coronets…..Barbie would look saucy in one….

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    shipl14  about 8 years ago

    Acorn not take any more of this

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    Godfreydaniel  about 8 years ago

    Better start hiding your nuts, because Winter is coming………

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