Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 03, 2016
May 02, 2016
May 04, 2016
Transcript:
Ralph: It's a lot of work to get a paper towel, so maybe I'll just soak up this spilled orange juice with my sock. What a great idea! Am I a genius or what! Of course, now my sock is wet and I'm going to track it around, and I'll have even more to clean up! Apparently, I'm the "or what."
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
You said it, Ralph.
Ubintold about 8 years ago
Should’ve let one of the animals lick it up.
2Goldfish about 8 years ago
By the time he took to think about it, he could have gotten the paper towel.
alondra about 8 years ago
You’re an “or what” alright.
barister about 8 years ago
Yes u are.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 8 years ago
OK, that’s my new go to Line!
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
Just take the sock off and throw it into the laundry room (or the hamper, whichever is closer), and all your problems will be solved.
danketaz Premium Member about 8 years ago
…or just take the sock off and suck the juice out of it. (You did want OJ, right?)