Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 07, 2016
April 06, 2016
April 08, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: It isn't opposite day. Marigold: All right. Phoebe: But, like, that's not what I'd say if it weren't NOT opposite day. Marigold: Indeed. Phoebe: No. ...I mean NOT no. ...I mean, YES. I mean, I'm not trying to not not tell you...it...isn't not opposite day. Marigold: Human holiday traditions are frequently puzzling. Phoebe: I don't not need to go lie down.
luducks about 8 years ago
I don’t not know how you feel, Phoebe. Or don’t I? Yes!
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
It appears Opposite Day is going well. I mean… isn’t going sour. I mean… ah, forget it.
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
I don’t know which words I should replace with their opposites. Does “I” become “they”?
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
But if you say “I don’t know”, doesn’t the green slime fall on you?
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
If she says she isn’t but it is, does that mean it isn’t and it’s a normal day but it’s actually not? Man, now I’m the one puzzled.
richardmosa about 8 years ago
“It isn’t opposite day” is always true
BEAUTY-Buckskin about 8 years ago
It’s never opposite day. When you say “Yes, it is opposite day.” you’re saying “No, it isn’t opposite day.” in opposite day language, and if you just say “No, it isn’t opposite day” it just isn’t opposite day.
Plods with ...™ about 8 years ago
IT’s NATIONAL BEER DAY!!!! Whoo hoo
Wichita1.0 about 8 years ago
I can’t begin to…er…not tell you how much my brain doesn’t hurt now…um…later over this. Owww..no, wait…whee, the non-throbbing lack of pain!
WaitingMan about 8 years ago
Opposite Day. Don’t fail to miss it!
T_Lexi about 8 years ago
; ) I oppose this.
scyphi26 about 8 years ago
I’m…I’m not even going to bother, I just, I just…no.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 8 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
josh_bisbee about 8 years ago
Don’t two negatives make a positive?
Official Foxtrot Page about 1 year ago
But… opposite day is in january.