Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2016

In space no one can hear you put on a sweater.

There’s no space up there for complainers.If you want to get off the ground, you have to take everything lightly…

Nobody’s forcing you…. and I say that with all due gravity.If you can’t lighten up, please don’t drag the rest of us down.

BTW I always wondered about space heaters, too.I’m told they’re very expensive to run…Wouldn’t it be cheaper to only heat up one little area on Earth, instead of trying to heat all of space, as well?

It’s very cold up there, and you’re probably not going to use the part that’s more than a couple of feet above your head.

Bruno…. urrgh….

If it weren’t for trademark issues, Dan could have done this as a hot sauce competition, with the entrants dissing all of the “Pace eaters”.

Or maybe that’s a little too obtuse.

I love the complicated technical terms science comes up with to name things, such as, Outer Space and Black Hole……

Ihatespaces.

Close that door, were you born in space?

I know who to nominate for “leave behind” when we have to evacuate Earth

I’m pretty sure there’s a basso nova.

And what about the Chevy Nova?

Let’s not forget Casa Nova.

I forgot about the "Bossa Nova !