Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 19, 2016

Isn’t that what school is for? To learn what metaphors, analogies, and correlations are?

My ducks all sank.

Why yes, Tony.Yes they are.

No, not a row…more of a sandwich.

And thanks, Bev…. for shouldering the whole load today.I’d say I owe ya one…. but I don’t.

No ducks and the Canada geese have moved on too.

Yep, hubby’s rubber ducky all lined up nice and straight with the edge of the tub.

Why should they be in a row? Freedom! to wander comes to mind!

I can’t have any ducks. My old cat would have attacked them, and my new cat would be afraid of them. So no ducks for me, in a row, sandwich, or otherwise.

@Tony“Are your ducks in a row?”.I wouldn’t call it a row. It was more of a dust up.But that’s sibling rivalry for you.

I’ll duck the question.

QOTD #1: Not allowed pets in my apartment.QOTD #2: I did say so it’s just, as usual, no one listened to me.

lol

@Tony

“Are your ducks in a row?”

Let me get back to you on that…

Okay, they were quarreling; but fortunately, I got them settled down now…

Why didn’t you just say so?

So

Every time I think I have my ducks in a row, someone adds more ducks.

If you bothered to study, you’d know what a metaphor is. Sheesh…