Pickles by Brian Crane for February 11, 2016

That’s not a very nutritious breakfast Earl! Way toomuch sugar.

Too bad pop tart popping wasn’t an Olympic sport.

This is exactly how I feel when I don’t do anything with my morning. To me, sleeping till 9 is exactly like writing a novel.

Toaster Strudels are better, but they have to be heated. 98% of the Pop Tarts I’ve eaten in my life have been cold out of the box. I choose lazy mediocrity over quality effort (almost) every time.

Boy, for a minute, there, you had me scared, Earl !

Oh, my hero! NOT!

So he did finish 10k … 10k in calories.

Tomorrow Earl can try to break his own record.

One whole box of pop tarts, wow :/

But can you do both at the same time? Poptart 10k!

Yes. That’s more like Earl!

xxx

Since k means kilo or thousand, imagine Earl eating ten thousand of them.WHATAGUY

He also says he “finished off” a box of PopTarts. It could have already been open when he started.

whew earl…I was worried there for a sec…