Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 13, 2016

But the guy leasing the toilet is a loo tenant.

And that little guy stealing their sugar is a lootin’ ant.

“I found Newton’s Aunt, sir! She’s the famous one that invented the Law of Relatives!” “That’s Einstein’s aunt, you idiot!”

And that other little guy strumming the funny-looking guitar is a lutin’ ant.

Here you go…

The new tenant is Who?

That was an illegal order. Tell him to put an ad in a paper…. That’s not part of your job or responsibilities lieutenant.

Lived in Overland Park, KS for 30 years & was a Royals Fan. Great celebration when they won the pennant with George Brett riding a horse down a Main Street parade!