Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 19, 2016

Transcript:

Sweetie, your father and I are worried you have a serious self-esteem problem. How so? You've categorically overestimated how good you are at all sorts of things! I mean look at this macaroni painting of your grandpa. His nose isn't that big! Stupid! This house you? Occupied by squirrels! And this calculus you're doing? It relies on a poorly-defined notion of infinity! Have you considered the possibility that pathological narcissism is genetic? Maybe for other people, but not for me!